What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 15:29

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

So they tried

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

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They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Freaks and Cheeks

What is an appropriate response to someone saying "merci" in French?

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Thumbs down again.

Hi, I’m Jo. My best friend died 2 years ago today. My husband died 6 months later. So, I’m a depressed mess (we were married 28 years) and can’t shake it. Even my Brother is worried. Some days I don’t do anything, and avoid men cause I don’t want to date. Any suggestions? Thanks for reading.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No go.

Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

What is that one moment in your life when you felt "I am awesome"?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

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Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

share office space ...

What’s the best local food you’ve ever tried while traveling?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Loons and Moons

Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Another attempt resulted in ...

The Complete Guide To What The Actual Hell Is Going On In Death Stranding - Kotaku

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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