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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 15:29

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Then came..
So they tried
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
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They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Freaks and Cheeks
What is an appropriate response to someone saying "merci" in French?
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No go.
Why should you never do drugs? Will this story absolutely shock you?
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
What is that one moment in your life when you felt "I am awesome"?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Steelers TE wants no part of Jonnu Smith trade - Behind the Steel Curtain
Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
What’s the best local food you’ve ever tried while traveling?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Loons and Moons
Why does my vagina always itch so badly after my periods?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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